2B or not 2B          To Be Or Not To Be
4ever                 Forever
A/S/L                 Age/Sex/Location
AFAIC                 As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAIK                 As Far As I Know
AFK                   Away From Keyboard
AIAMU                 And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
AISI                  As I See It
AKA                   Also Known As
AMBW                  All My Best Wishes
ANFAWFOWS             And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
AOTS                  All Of The Sudden
ASAFP                 As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP                  As Soon As Possible
ATST                  At The Same Time
AWGTHTGTTA            Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA           Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
AYSOS                 Are You Stupid Or Something

B4                    Before
B4N                   Bye For Now
BBFBBM                Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel
BBIAB                 Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF                 Be Back In A Few
BBL                   Be Back Later
BBN                   Bye Bye Now
BCNU                  Be Seein' You
BFD                   Big F***ing Deal
BFN                   Bye For Now
BHOF                  Bald Headed Old Fart
BIF                   Basis In Fact
BITD                  Back In The Day
BM                    Byte Me
BMOTA                 Byte Me On The Ass
BNF                   Big Name Fan
BOHICA                Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BR                    Bathroom
BRB                   Be Right Back
BRT                   Be Right There
BS                    Big Smile
BT                    Byte This
BTDT                  Been There Done That
BTSOOM                Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTW                   By The Way
BTWBO                 Be There With Bells On
BWDIK                 But What Do I Know?
BWO                   Black, White or Other

CIAO                  Goodbye (in Italian)
CID                   Consider It Done
CIO                   Check It Out
CIS                   CompuServe Information Service
CMF                   Count My Fingers
Cof$                  Church of Scientology
CRAFT                 Can't Remember a F***ing Thing
CRAWS                 Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CSL                   Can't Stop Laughing
CTC                   Choaking The Chicken
CUL8R                 See You Later
CWYL                  Chat With You Later
CYA                   Cover Your Ass
CYL                   See You Later

DBEYR                 Don't Believe Everything You Read
DD                    Due Diligence
DDD                   Direct Distance Dial
DETI                  Don't Even Think It
DGT                   Don't Go There
DHYB                  Don't Hold Your Breath
DILLIGAD              Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS              Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DKDC                  Don't Know Don't Care
DLTM                  Don't Lie To Me
DQYDJ                 Don't Quit You're Day Job
DRIB                  Don't Read If Busy
DYSTSOTT              Did You See The Size Of That Thing

EG                    Evil Grin
EOM                   End Of Message
ESO                   Equipment Smarter than Operator